What Is a Dog Dad? (And Are You One?)

|THE DOG DAD

So… What’s a Dog Dad, Actually?

A dog dad is the guy whose entire personality shifted the day he got a dog. He’s not just feeding kibble and walking laps — he’s whispering baby talk at 7 am and referring to himself as “Daddy” without irony.

The Modern Dog Dad Definition

You won’t find this in a dictionary (yet), but here’s our take:

Dog Dad (noun):
A man emotionally attached to his dog in ways previously reserved for children, houseplants, or lovers.
Often found Googling “is my dog happy?” at 1 AM.

Signs You Might Be a Dog Dad

  • You speak to your dog in a higher voice than your therapist.
  • You say “we” when referring to plans (because yes — the dog is coming).
  • You’ve rearranged furniture for optimal sunbeam access.
  • You’ve wiped paws with filtered water (at least once).
  • Your camera roll = 95% your dog, 5% food, 0% shame.

Why It Matters

Being a dog dad isn’t a joke — it’s a lifestyle. It means showing up for the walk even when it's raining. Reading ingredient labels. Planning weekends around tail wags. Choosing tees that say I love my dog without screaming it.

Are You One of Us?

You don’t need a certain breed or pedigree. You just need love, snacks, and a sense of pride (even when it’s chaotic).

If you’ve ever said “no borks while daddy’s working” — congratulations. You already belong.

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Dog Treats

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🤝 Brands We Back

We don’t stock random stuff. We only work with makers who get the Dog Dad energy — clean design, ethical production, and real-world durability.

🌍 What We Stand For

  • Designed in London
  • Printed and shipped in the UK
  • Organic cotton + water-based inks
  • Recyclable packaging
  • Queer-owned, community-built, chaos-tested

We’re not just selling merch. We’re giving voice to a culture.

💬 Dog Dad FAQs

What makes The Dog Dad different?

We mix internet humor, clean design, and actual utility. No gimmicks. No cheesy slogans.

Do you only sell t-shirts?

Nope. We curate toys, treats, and gear from independent brands too.

Are your t-shirts sustainable?

Yes — printed to order, with organic cotton and water-based inks. Minimal waste.

Where do you ship?

UK.

How long do orders take?

Typically 4–7 working days from creation to dispatch. Brand partners have their own timeframes.

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