Not all dog dad tees are created equal.
Some scream “#1 Dog Daddy” in Comic Sans.
Others? Subtle. Stylish. Unreasonably soft.
Made for dog dads who get it.
Here’s what sets ours apart—and why thousands of other tees wish they had this kind of emotional support energy.
1. Designed in London. Made to Order. Not Mass-Produced.
Every shirt is made to order in the UK using DTG printing and water-based inks.
That means:
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No stockpiles
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No waste
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No sad landfill endings
Just you, your dog, and a tee that didn’t come off a dropshipped conveyor belt in mysteryland.
2. Organic Cotton You Can Actually Feel
We’re talking premium 100% organic cotton.
Not the weird shiny stuff. Not thin gym merch.
Our tees are soft enough for sofa naps, durable enough for chaotic walks, and thick enough to feel like something real.
It's a shirt you wear three days in a row before admitting it’s your favourite.
3. Graphics With Meme Brain Energy (But Make It Wearable)
Dog dad humour with clean streetwear execution.
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The WTF Tee hits different in the park
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The Impact Tee has main-character-on-a-walk energy
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The HMM Tee was made for guys who overthink dog poop timing
They’re funny without being cringe. Weird without being loud.
Designed for dog dads who don’t need to explain themselves (but probably will anyway).
4. Fits That Work (For Actual Life)
Our current range is regular fit— breathable, and scroll-stopping in the right way.
Whether you’re built like a Frenchie or a Lurcher, they sit right.
No sausage casing. No weird shoulder seams. Just clean lines and big dad energy.
5. We’re Not Etsy. And That’s a Good Thing.
There are a million dog dad t-shirts out there. Most are £25 and say things like:
“Dog Hair, Don’t Care” (we care)
“Paw-some Dad” (come on)
“My Dog Is Cuter Than Your Kid” (true, but chill)
We’re not novelty. We’re not bulk.
We’re a brand for people who love their dog and want to look like they have taste.
Final Word? You Deserve Better T-Shirts.
If you walk your dog in the rain, speak to them like they’re your therapist, and own more dog pics than selfies—this brand’s for you.
Shop tees designed for proud, chaotic, emotionally available dog guys.
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