The Barkives

Welcome to The Barkives: the official archive of emotional dog dad content, unhinged updates, and questionable design decisions.

Dog Dad Resolutions for 2025: Start the New Year Right
The New Year is the perfect time to reflect, set goals, and create meaningful plans—especially as a dog dad. Whether it’s spending more quality time with your pup, upgrading your style, or focusing on health, these resolutions are a great way to step into 2025 with pride. Let’s explore some practical and fun dog dad resolutions to strengthen your bond and embrace the lifestyle. 1. Spend More Quality Time Together Life gets busy, but your dog thrives on the time you spend together. Make 2025 the year you prioritise adventures... Read more...
The Best Dog Dad Gifts for Every Occasion
Shopping for the perfect gift for a dog dad? Whether it’s Father’s Day, National Dog Dad Day, or a birthday, finding something that truly celebrates the bond between a man and his pup can be tricky. That’s why we’ve rounded up the best dog dad gifts for every occasion—funny, personalised, and practical ideas that will make any dog dad’s day. 1. Personalised Gifts That Stand Out Personalised gifts are always a win. They show thoughtfulness and make every dog dad feel extra special. Whether it’s his favourite catchphrase or his... Read more...
Signs Your Dog Thinks You’re Their Actual Dad
  (And honestly? You are.) Let’s not pretend you’re “just the owner.”You’re the provider. The protector. The giver of chicken.You are Dad—and your dog knows it. Here are 4 signs your dog fully believes you're their actual parent. 1. They wait outside the bathroom like it’s a sacred ritual Privacy? Never heard of it.You close the door and suddenly it’s DEFCON 1.They sit. They sigh. They wait. Because you’re in there doing god knows what without them, and they simply won’t allow it. 2. You leaving the house = full... Read more...
The Evolution of Dog Dad Tees: From Cheesy to Stylish
Dog dad fashion used to be all about cheesy slogans and cringy designs. You know the ones—bright colours, over-the-top phrases like, "World’s Best Dog Dad" with a cartoon dog thrown in for good measure. Yeah, we’ve all been there. But guess what? Times are changing, and so is dog dad fashion. Let’s break down how we’ve gone from over-the-top cheese to straight-up stylish dog dad tees. The Cheesy Era of Dog Dad Tees Remember those tees with giant paw prints and “clever” (read: cringe) slogans? They were fun… for a minute.... Read more...
How to Simplify Your Wardrobe as a Dog Dad
Being a dog dad comes with its own challenges, but dressing well shouldn’t be one of them. Balancing comfort and style while keeping things simple is key. At The Dog Dad, we believe in a streamlined wardrobe that works for you—whether you’re at the park with your dog or heading out to meet friends. Here’s how you can simplify your wardrobe without compromising on style. Embrace Versatility You don’t need a closet full of clothes to look great. A few well-made, versatile pieces can go a long way. Our t-shirts... Read more...
The Ultimate Guide to the Dog Dad Lifestyle: What Every Dog Dad Should Know
Being a dog dad is more than just having a pet—it’s a lifestyle rooted in connection, pride, and style. From daily routines with your four-legged friend to wearing apparel that reflects your role, the modern dog dad lifestyle is about living with purpose and showing off your love for your dog. In this guide, we’ll explore what it means to embrace the dog dad lifestyle, from fashion tips to daily routines, and how you can proudly show the world you're a part of this community. Fashion for Dog Dads: Minimalist,... Read more...
What Is a Dog Dad? (And Are You One?)
So… What’s a Dog Dad, Actually? A dog dad is a guy whose entire personality shifted the day he got a dog.He’s not just feeding kibble and walking laps—he’s whispering baby talk at 7am and referring to himself as “Daddy” without irony. The Modern Dog Dad Definition You won’t find this in a dictionary (yet), but here’s our take: Dog Dad (noun):A man emotionally attached to his dog in ways previously reserved for children, houseplants, or lovers. Often found Googling “is my dog happy?” at 1am. Signs You Might Be... Read more...
Introducing The Dog Dad: Premium Sustainable Apparel for Dog Dads
We are thrilled to announce the launch of The Dog Dad, a new brand dedicated to dog dads who value style, quality, and sustainability. Our mission is simple: to create premium, custom-made apparel that lets you express your identity as a proud dog dad—subtly and stylishly. Why The Dog Dad? At The Dog Dad, we believe that being a dog dad is more than just a title—it's a lifestyle. But we also understand that not every dog dad wants to shout it from the rooftops. That’s why our apparel is... Read more...