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Luna’s Birthday: A Study in Financial Ruin
Luna turns another year older. I got the cake, she got the gifts, and my bank account got an eviction notice.
Feb 21
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Lee
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RIP To My Fashion Sense
Accepting the transition from "London creative" to "dishevelled park ranger" in a North Face shell.
Feb 14
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Lee
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The Bathroom Audience: Why Your Dog Won't Let You Pee Alone
Why your dog has zero respect for your morning ritual.
Feb 13
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Lee
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Why Do Dogs Eat Poop? (The Forbidden Truffle)
Why your dog thinks the gutter is a Michelin-star buffet.
Feb 9
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Lee
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Why Do Dogs Eat Grass? (And No, They Aren’t Always Sick)
Why your dog thinks the park is an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Feb 8
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Lee
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Why Do Dogs Lick? (And Why They Won’t Stop)
Why your dog is obsessed with licking you (and your furniture).
Feb 7
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Lee
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The Third Wheel in the Bedroom
How a 25kg Bulldog ensures your romantic life is dead on arrival this February.
Feb 7
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Lee
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National Dog Dad Day 2026: A Celebration of Chaos
A look at National Dog Dad Day and why we're still paying for it.
Feb 2
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Lee
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January 2026
Dudes with Dogs: The Fellowship of the Burdened
Why this is the only secret society you actually need.
Jan 31
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Lee
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The January Hangover
It’s Jan 30th. Your bank account is a crime scene, but at least the dog is eating air-dried beef.
Jan 31
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Lee
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5 Signs You’ve Officially Become a Dog Dad
How to tell if your personality has been replaced by a leash.
Jan 25
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Lee
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The Great Rubber Betrayal
Why I spent £90 to look like a confused farmer in Zone 6.
Jan 24
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Lee
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